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i ate skool. the teachers ate me. do this eric. do that eric. ave 200 lines eric. ave 1000 lines eric. but ill show em. cos i nicked me report at the end of last term and ave forged a new one. all ive got to do is sneek it into the edmasters safe. an you can watch (an elp) me do it in this brill new computr game from mikrosfere.

lucky for me, me kid bruvver left me is notes writ in invisbule ink. the key to sae is in gurls skool round nek of edmistris. must be a way of gettin it. theres the bell for siense. i ate siense but they do keep frogs. i like frogs but the edmistress dont. open desk. nothing there, move to nuther desk. to late.

400 lines. i ate lines but my gurlfrend elps me wiv em. playtime. about time. look in mor desks. a water pistle. thats mor like it. i need that to fill wiv sherry.

masters like sherry. when they get drunk they say combinashun number o seinse lab so wot i can get frogs. sherry in gurls skool, sneek past cairtaker. rats - es seen me. more lines.

must find nuther way. i cud nok im out wiv a conker from me trusty catty. theres the bell agen aseemblee. sit nekst to skoot swot so i can it im. teachers seen be do it. mor lines. wots this, eres the edmaster. since ive got ten fousand lines ive bin expelled. me dad will kill me. praps mikrosfere will writ a game bout that nekst time.