ID | Article Title | Author | Type | Publisher | Machine(s) | Date |
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30184 |
DJ Puff's Volcanic Capers (Codemasters) Respect to DJ Puff, the coolest dragon dude around. Phil "Medallion Man" King gets on down in his platform shoes and goes in search of DJ's lost CD collection (damn, I thought you said 'seedy'! - Phil)... |
Phil King | Review | Zzap | 1st Jul 1992 | |
30185 |
Chuck Rock (Core) With a chin Judge Dredd would be proud of, and only a loincloth to cover his modesty, Chuck Rock has arrived on the C64. Because of his resemblance to a Neanderthal native, Mark "Belly-Butt" Caswell has been sent back in time to help our caveman hero. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Jul 1992 | |
30186 |
Elvira 2 (Flair) Well whadayaknow? Accolade programmed 16-bit versions of Elvira II - The Jaws Of Cerebus, but refused to publish a C64 version! Luckily Flair bough the license and released it themselves. Ian "You Get Nothing For A Pair In This Game" Osborne investigates... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30187 |
Multi-Mania How can someone as flabby and lethargic as Phil "Burger" King compete in the Olympics? By waggling his joystick, of course, as he plays the field of multi-event sports sims (excluding military, circus or weird ones). |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30188 |
Total Recall (The Hit Squad) "Surprise, you're not you, you're me!" - Arnie S is such an 'ard case, isn't he? Because the big guy's a national hero, Mark "No Problemo" Caswell gets to write the review and act 'ard. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30189 |
Narco Police (GBH) If you want to know the time, don't ask these policemen, you're likely to get your head blown off. They're so 'ard they don't eat three Shredded Wheat for breakfast, they scoff the whole box (chew that cardboard, yum yum). Mark "Nick Nick" Caswell sticks a blue light on his bonce as he chases the bad guys. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30190 |
Creatures (Kixx) Torture of small, cute creatures just isn't cricket, so Mark "Animal Lover" Caswell decided to do the decent thing and go into bat first... and rescue some furry Fuzzies in the process, of course. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30191 |
Flimbo's Quest (Kixx) Shampoo and conditioner? Take two bottles into the shower? Phil "Sham" King just wants to wash his hair and go... and tackle a bad dandruff problem. |
Phil King | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30192 |
Narc (The Hit Squad) "Pssst! You wanna buy some stuff, little boy?" a shady street dealer asks Ian "Just Say No" Osborne. "Eat led, sucker!" dakka dakka dakka comes the forthright reply... |
Phil King | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30193 | Super Monaco Grand Prix (Kixx) | Phil King | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30194 |
Combat Pack #3 (Zeppelin Games) Are you an 'ard nut? Can you break huge planks of wood with your bare hands? If the answer to both questions is 'yes', please don't hurt me, and how much cash do you want to borrow? Mark "Kung Fu" Caswell's got a black belt, you know. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30195 |
Psycho's Soccer Selection (Ubisoft) The Zzap reviewers were incredulous to find shower-murderer Norman Bates had endorsed a footy compilation - all apart from Phil "Pub Trivia" King, who pointed out that 'Psycho' is also the nickname of Notts Forest and England star, Stuart Pearce! |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30196 |
Big Game Fishing (Simulmondo) Phil "Tiny Tackle" King tries to catch a big fish to go with his plate of chips... |
Phil King | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30197 | 1000 Miglia Vol. 1: 1927-1933 (Simulmondo) | Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30198 |
The Cool Croc Twins (Arcade Masters) All together now: "Never smile at a crocodile, never tip your hat and stop to talk a while..." Mark "Captain Hook" Caswell risks an early death by smiling at two cool-dude crocs. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30199 |
International Ice Hockey (Zeppelin Games) Ice Hockey - it's a chilly game. In fact, it's cold enough to freeze your balls - perhaps that's why they use pucks instead! Ian "Twinkle Toes" Osborne goes skating on thin ice (again!) |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30200 |
Daffy Duck (Hi-Tec) He splutters worse than Roy Hattersley and plays havoc with his many furry friends... Yes, Phil "Quackers" King gorges himself on a seven-course cartoon feast with orange sauce! |
Phil King | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | |
30201 |
American Pie Yankee sport, it's brill ain't it? All those burgers, hot dogs, barbecues in the car park, massively overweight gridiron geezers and cheeky cheerleaders. No wonder Phil "The Industrial Freezer" King volunteered to go Stateside and check out a Superbowl full of glitzy sport sims... |
Phil King | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | |
30202 | Super Cars (Gremlin) | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | ||
30203 | Cyberball (The Hit Squad) | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 |