ID | Article Title | Author | Type | Publisher | Machine(s) | Date |
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22003 |
Space Gun (Ocean) "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure..." Aliens, who needs 'em, eh? All they do is abduct people, mutilate cattle and burst out of people's chests. But, fear not, gentle readers, 'cause Mark Caswell's become an honorary member of the Colonial Marines to kick some alien butt. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | |
30095 |
Space Gun (Ocean) Most of you have seen the movies Alien and Aliens, where huge nightmarish creatures ripped the shite out of all and sundry and burst out of people's chests (bleurgh). The creatures in Ocean's Space Gun ain't much better, but Mark "Whup Alien Ass" Caswell is on hand with a 10mm Pulse Rifle, a clean pair of undies and a copy of "Huge Guns And Xenophobes Monthly"... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Mar 1992 | |
30100 | International Ninja Rabbits (Micro Value) | Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Mar 1992 | |
30104 |
Titanic Blinky (Zeppelin Games) Most people claim to see a ghost at least once in their lives. And this could be the time for Zzap readers 'coz ol' sheet-head is back. Mark Caswell goes spooking! |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Mar 1992 | |
30114 |
Q10 Tankbuster (Zeppelin Games) Those magnificent men in their flying machines, what brave (and foolhardy) chaps they are. Leather flying helmets, huge handlebar moustaches and a line in very silly jargon. Mark "Buggies" Caswell says 'tally-ho and chocks away' as he heads off into the wide blue yonder... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Apr 1992 | |
30122 |
Space Crusade (Gremlin) Who in their right mind would mess with the Legiones Astartes, commonly known as the Space Marines? With the latest in bug-splattering weaponry to hand, they can very easily kick ass (when they sing the 'kick ass' song). Mark 'Macho Man' Caswell says hello to the invading hordes of Chaos with an assault cannon (serves the sons of dubious parentage right too!)... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st May 1992 | |
30163 | Arnie (Zeppelin) | Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Jun 1992 | |
30183 |
Bod Squad (Zeppelin Games) Lift that barrel, tote that bail! Yup, Mark "Sure Extra-Dry For Men" Caswell's been down the gym again, in a futile attempt to get his bod down to the size of a small outbuilding. Foolish man, he should've called in The Bod Squad... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Jul 1992 | |
30185 |
Chuck Rock (Core) With a chin Judge Dredd would be proud of, and only a loincloth to cover his modesty, Chuck Rock has arrived on the C64. Because of his resemblance to a Neanderthal native, Mark "Belly-Butt" Caswell has been sent back in time to help our caveman hero. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Jul 1992 | |
30188 |
Total Recall (The Hit Squad) "Surprise, you're not you, you're me!" - Arnie S is such an 'ard case, isn't he? Because the big guy's a national hero, Mark "No Problemo" Caswell gets to write the review and act 'ard. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30189 |
Narco Police (GBH) If you want to know the time, don't ask these policemen, you're likely to get your head blown off. They're so 'ard they don't eat three Shredded Wheat for breakfast, they scoff the whole box (chew that cardboard, yum yum). Mark "Nick Nick" Caswell sticks a blue light on his bonce as he chases the bad guys. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30190 |
Creatures (Kixx) Torture of small, cute creatures just isn't cricket, so Mark "Animal Lover" Caswell decided to do the decent thing and go into bat first... and rescue some furry Fuzzies in the process, of course. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30194 |
Combat Pack #3 (Zeppelin Games) Are you an 'ard nut? Can you break huge planks of wood with your bare hands? If the answer to both questions is 'yes', please don't hurt me, and how much cash do you want to borrow? Mark "Kung Fu" Caswell's got a black belt, you know. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30195 |
Psycho's Soccer Selection (Ubisoft) The Zzap reviewers were incredulous to find shower-murderer Norman Bates had endorsed a footy compilation - all apart from Phil "Pub Trivia" King, who pointed out that 'Psycho' is also the nickname of Notts Forest and England star, Stuart Pearce! |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30198 |
The Cool Croc Twins (Arcade Masters) All together now: "Never smile at a crocodile, never tip your hat and stop to talk a while..." Mark "Captain Hook" Caswell risks an early death by smiling at two cool-dude crocs. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30209 | The Olympiad Collection (Micro Value) | Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | |
30210 |
4 Quattro Megastars (Codemasters) The Codies are well known for releasing four-game packs, most of 'em brilliant, but what's the latest offering like? We gave Mark Caswell an elephant's trunk, an umbrella, a big foot and fiery breath (although he had most of them already!)... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | |
30212 |
James Pond 2: Codename: Robocod (Millennium) Penguins are very yummy (the chocolate biscuits, you fool!), and the bird variety mixed with a fishy version of RoboCop make up the latest US Gold game. Mark "Fishy Friend" Caswell sticks a blue light on his bonce, grabs a handful of choccy biscuits and investigates... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | |
30215 |
Stuntman Seymour (Codemasters) Now here's a curious fact: Lee Majors (star of The Fall Guy and Six Million Dollar Man) started his career as a Hollywood stunt man. Mark "Cunning Stuntman" Caswell jams a crash helmet on his bonce and prepares for a death-defying leap. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | |
30221 |
Bangers And Mash (Alternative) The boffins reckon that humans and apes descended from a common ancestor. The proof of the pudding (as they say) is represented by Mark "Tea Party" Caswell. Now where's my cup of PG Tips... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Oct 1992 |