ID | Article Title | Author | Type | Publisher | Machine(s) | Date |
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30118 |
Alien World (Hi-Tec) Ian Osborne's not popular in the Zzap! offices. Not surprising really - he has the personal hygiene habits of a bluebottle and the intellectual capacity of a flea! Makes him the ideal person to look at Alien World though... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Apr 1992 | |
30137 |
Biff (Beyond Belief) Monkeys are peculiar creatures. They spend all day eating bananas scratching their bums and... annoying their mothers? Ian 'Hands Off My Monkey Nuts' Osborne goes for a rumble in the jungle... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st May 1992 | |
30168 |
Indiana Jones And The Fate Of Atlantis (US Gold) He cracks a meaner whip than you-know-who, wears dafter hats than Paul Mellerick, and he's... greener than David Icke? Come again, Ian Osborne? |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Jul 1992 | |
30182 |
The Addams Family (Ocean) Cynics say The Addams Family bear more than a passing resemblance to the Zzap! crew - Ian "Fester" Osborne asks which one's Steve? |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Jul 1992 | |
30186 |
Elvira 2 (Flair) Well whadayaknow? Accolade programmed 16-bit versions of Elvira II - The Jaws Of Cerebus, but refused to publish a C64 version! Luckily Flair bough the license and released it themselves. Ian "You Get Nothing For A Pair In This Game" Osborne investigates... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30187 |
Multi-Mania How can someone as flabby and lethargic as Phil "Burger" King compete in the Olympics? By waggling his joystick, of course, as he plays the field of multi-event sports sims (excluding military, circus or weird ones). |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30197 | 1000 Miglia Vol. 1: 1927-1933 (Simulmondo) | Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30199 |
International Ice Hockey (Zeppelin Games) Ice Hockey - it's a chilly game. In fact, it's cold enough to freeze your balls - perhaps that's why they use pucks instead! Ian "Twinkle Toes" Osborne goes skating on thin ice (again!) |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30216 |
Dylan Dog (Simulmondo) The name's Dog... Dylan Dog? Flea-bitten secret agent Ian "Woofter" Osborne scratches his head over an epic arcade adventure. |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | |
30217 |
Die Hard 2 (Grandslam) Bruce Willis is such a lad; first off he saved a bunch of hostages from a ruthless gang of terrorists in a tower block, and now he's off to an airport to, er, save a bunch of hostages from a ruthless gang of terrorists. Mark "Didn't We Do Well" Caswell flags down a passing 747. |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Aug 1992 | |
30223 |
Jahangir Khan World Championship Squash (Kixx) Ian "Unfit To Live" Osborne makes an awful racket as he knocks his ball against a wall... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Oct 1992 | |
30224 |
S.T.U.N. Runner (The Hit Squad) Ever driven a red gobstopper through a maze of drone-infested tunnels? Do you want to? Ian "Down The Drain" Osborne has the answer... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Oct 1992 | |
30227 |
Strider 2 (Kixx) An athletic superhero strides in to save the day - but is it enough to make Ian Osborne do cartwheels? |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Oct 1992 | |
30228 |
World Championship Boxing (GBH) Okay, let's get the old cliches out of the way. "Know what I mean, 'Arry", "I could've been a contender", and not forgetting the classic Sly Stallone quote, "Huun waan Rocky nuuh". Mark "Brain Dead" Caswell throws in the towel (and the sponge, and the shower gel). |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Oct 1992 | |
30239 |
Reckless Rufus (Alternative) Never mind one for taking risks, Ian "Safety First" Osborne was terrified at the thought of reviewing this one, but he soon got the hang of it. One day he'll have the courage to shed his anorak! |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Nov 1992 | |
30242 |
Bully's Sporting Darts (Alternative) Can darts ever make a decent computer game? Ian "On The Oche" Osborne grows an enormous gut to find out... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Nov 1992 | |
30243 |
Grandmaster Chess/Renaissance Othello (Alternative) C64 board games have something of a chequered history - is this twin pack a "renaissance", the "king" or board sims or would you "pawn" it at the earliest opportunity? Ian "Czech Mate Sought" Osborne has something to get off his chess... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Nov 1992 | |
30247 |
Blue Baron (Zeppelin) Bandits at six o' clock! Ian "High-Flier" Osborne isn't unduly worried. "We've ages yet - it's only half past two," he squeaks. |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Nov 1992 | |
30249 |
Doc Croc's Outrageous Adventures (Zeppelin) Can a name-change make all the difference? Rameses Wibblitt The Second (aka Ian Osborne!) tries to find something interesting down a sewer. |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Nov 1992 | |
30255 |
Hideous (Alternative) Red alert, red alert - the main reactor's violated and radiation's escaping! Ian "Hideous" Osborne will look goofy neat without any feet, 'coz he'll be a Nuke Mutant tomorrow... |
Ian Osborne | Review | Zzap | 1st Jan 1993 |