ID | Article Title | Author | Type | Publisher | Machine(s) | Date |
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21964 |
Smash TV (Ocean) It's 1999 and the nation's favourite gameshow is "The Running Man"-style Smash TV, a violent blend of the movie "Rollerball" and "The Price Is Right". Basically, screw this game up and you're dead meat (but that's got to be preferable to a Paul Daniels show!). With glittery suit and rotating bow tie firmly in place, Mark Caswell becomes the MC for an evening's carnage. It's show time! |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Dec 1991 | |
21966 |
Tai Chi Tortoise (Zeppelin Games) We've had the Samurai Pizza Cats, BattleToads and of course the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but not the Tai-Chi Tortoises have joined the ranks of martial arts superheroes. Mark Caswell has donned his espadrillas and Katana sword and brings a report on the latest battle for truth, justice and the right to shout "Cowabunga!" at an annoyingly loud volume... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Dec 1991 | |
21967 |
Turtles 2: The Coin-Op (Imageworks) Could anybody forget the indelible... um... wait a minute, it'll come to me... ah, yes, turtles! Ah yes, turtles! Just in case you have, there's a shiny new computer game featuring the fab foursome, a conversion of the coin-op which battled its way into the arcades a while back. Mark Caswell shouts "Cowabunga, dudes!" as he becomes an honorary turtle for the day... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Dec 1991 | |
21968 |
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (Ocean) Arnie and his pals are back again with a blockbusting game of the smash hit movie. Nick Roberts often gets mistaken for The Terminator when he carries the Oozy 9mm around with him (and 'coz of his bulging muscles and macho stance, ha ha) so he got to do the review...! |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Dec 1991 | |
21970 |
World Class Rugby (Audiogenic) England powered through into the Rugby World Cup Final, so it's time you lot dragged yourselves out and followed in their footsteps for a fast, furious game of Rugger - with Audiogenic's scrum-tious new game. And who better to review it then Crash's hunk Nick Roberts. Guess who wrote the intro too! |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Dec 1991 | |
21983 | Super Heroes (Domark) | Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Jan 1992 | |
21998 |
Movie Premiere (Elite) Lights, camera, action! For years Hollywood has been home to the stars. Now software companies everywhere are cashing in on movies licences which bring the stars to your Speccy screen. Mark "Barry Norman" Caswell grabs a bucketful of popcorn and settles down for an evening's entertainment with the latest film tie-in compilation.. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | |
22003 |
Space Gun (Ocean) "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure..." Aliens, who needs 'em, eh? All they do is abduct people, mutilate cattle and burst out of people's chests. But, fear not, gentle readers, 'cause Mark Caswell's become an honorary member of the Colonial Marines to kick some alien butt. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | |
30095 |
Space Gun (Ocean) Most of you have seen the movies Alien and Aliens, where huge nightmarish creatures ripped the shite out of all and sundry and burst out of people's chests (bleurgh). The creatures in Ocean's Space Gun ain't much better, but Mark "Whup Alien Ass" Caswell is on hand with a 10mm Pulse Rifle, a clean pair of undies and a copy of "Huge Guns And Xenophobes Monthly"... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Mar 1992 | |
30100 | International Ninja Rabbits (Micro Value) | Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Mar 1992 | |
30104 |
Titanic Blinky (Zeppelin Games) Most people claim to see a ghost at least once in their lives. And this could be the time for Zzap readers 'coz ol' sheet-head is back. Mark Caswell goes spooking! |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Mar 1992 | |
30114 |
Q10 Tankbuster (Zeppelin Games) Those magnificent men in their flying machines, what brave (and foolhardy) chaps they are. Leather flying helmets, huge handlebar moustaches and a line in very silly jargon. Mark "Buggies" Caswell says 'tally-ho and chocks away' as he heads off into the wide blue yonder... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Apr 1992 | |
30122 |
Space Crusade (Gremlin) Who in their right mind would mess with the Legiones Astartes, commonly known as the Space Marines? With the latest in bug-splattering weaponry to hand, they can very easily kick ass (when they sing the 'kick ass' song). Mark 'Macho Man' Caswell says hello to the invading hordes of Chaos with an assault cannon (serves the sons of dubious parentage right too!)... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st May 1992 | |
30163 | Arnie (Zeppelin) | Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Jun 1992 | |
30183 |
Bod Squad (Zeppelin Games) Lift that barrel, tote that bail! Yup, Mark "Sure Extra-Dry For Men" Caswell's been down the gym again, in a futile attempt to get his bod down to the size of a small outbuilding. Foolish man, he should've called in The Bod Squad... |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Jul 1992 | |
30185 |
Chuck Rock (Core) With a chin Judge Dredd would be proud of, and only a loincloth to cover his modesty, Chuck Rock has arrived on the C64. Because of his resemblance to a Neanderthal native, Mark "Belly-Butt" Caswell has been sent back in time to help our caveman hero. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Jul 1992 | |
30188 |
Total Recall (The Hit Squad) "Surprise, you're not you, you're me!" - Arnie S is such an 'ard case, isn't he? Because the big guy's a national hero, Mark "No Problemo" Caswell gets to write the review and act 'ard. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30189 |
Narco Police (GBH) If you want to know the time, don't ask these policemen, you're likely to get your head blown off. They're so 'ard they don't eat three Shredded Wheat for breakfast, they scoff the whole box (chew that cardboard, yum yum). Mark "Nick Nick" Caswell sticks a blue light on his bonce as he chases the bad guys. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30190 |
Creatures (Kixx) Torture of small, cute creatures just isn't cricket, so Mark "Animal Lover" Caswell decided to do the decent thing and go into bat first... and rescue some furry Fuzzies in the process, of course. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 | |
30194 |
Combat Pack #3 (Zeppelin Games) Are you an 'ard nut? Can you break huge planks of wood with your bare hands? If the answer to both questions is 'yes', please don't hurt me, and how much cash do you want to borrow? Mark "Kung Fu" Caswell's got a black belt, you know. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Zzap | 1st Sep 1992 |