Bland battling which just never connects. MMOs and faux-MMOs are ripe for parody, which you'd think would make them ideal targets for Hyperdimension Neptunia's brand of game-centric humour, but as Cyberdimension Neptunia shows, it's apparently harder than it looks.

I was so ready for an action RPG entry in the Neptunia series to come along and scratch my itch, but instead it puked on my lap and barely touched the itch. I had so much fun with the story and characters, but with better combat and more consistent performance, this game could've been something special.