Somewhat resembling one of life's rotund Honey monsters, the last time I did anything remotely connected with a winter sport was during a hard frost in 1973, when I plucked a plastic model of Franz Klammer from my cereal box.
But even if you do have an awkward sporting handicap - Rambo's mind but Einstein's body, for instance - so long as you can waggle a joystick you can have a darned good time on a sports sim, or so the theory goes.
The game is certainly comprehensive; and although Winter Edition rates OK in the toughness stakes, its graphics are lacklustre, it does not sustain interest, and the whole thing falls into the trap of being a value for money package whose individual games never quite blossom into greatness. It's a bit like being given a bumper Christmas cracker - attractive as a whole, but pull it apart and out tumble things which, when all's said and done, really are of cheapo status.
The Games gives you a one or two player option, and you can play one, several, or all games or practise one. Start off by selecting a team (try Brazil or Japan to check out their national anthems), then it's off to the opening and the lighting of the ceremonial flame (no sign of a burnt dove, however). Choose between the Luge, Figure Skating, Speed Skating, Downhill Skating, Slalom, or Cross Country Skiing - and many of these have a variety of courses.
The game contains many neat touches. In the Downhill Event you get to choose four camera positions, and once in close-up you get the chance to do a few fancy tricks for the folks back home. You get to choose the music and choreograph your routine - triple axles, the lot - in the Figure Skating section (this one's tough). You get consoled by the crowd's polite applause when you fall on your bum.
The Ski Jumping is a particularly well executed section, as you hurtle down the ramp to soar - or not, as the case may be - like Lord Edward the Eagle. Now there's a fine figure of a man who's finely tuned opinions would, indeed, be of value here - "Oh, yes, er Ski Jumping, er, yes... World Games, nice box, I keep my Mates in a box... and fishing bait too."
The Games: Winter Edition is a compendium-style lucky dip for those who like to outwaggle the opposition. It's not in the same league as its earlier C64 counterparts though.