Ralph Bancroft should Imagine a bit harder (Monitor, Issue 76). The Mersey Micro affair will be first and foremost a computer game. It will be written in Basic so that it runs as slowly as a mail-order firm.
Its box will have a multi-coloured inlay but the graphics will be as exciting as watching paint dry.
It will have more bugs than the insect house at the zoo - and it will get rave reviews in certain publications (not PCN).