That's 'dance' as in Down, Left, Right, Up'

This is one of those dance games where you have to match arrows as they fly by on-screen like a virtual Agincourt, either by tapping on the joypad or jumping around on a dancemat.

It's fun for a while - largely because of the excellent funk and hip-hop soundtrack - but feels pointless overall. You only ever use the four direction buttons and, even with the most difficult setting providing a terrifying number of on-screen prompts, you're still just tapping up, down, left and right while your brain cells die. Pressing two directions at once is as testing as this gets.

Literally minutes of entertainment. There's nothing really wrong with it, but matching symbols feels more like a medical reaction test rather than a must-play game.