This one has been around a long time: age hasn't improved it and I'm sure Bug Byte could and should offer an improved version.

Well, if I must describe this offering - it is Galaxians: from out of an uninspiring formation of aliens, craft predictably swoop towards your laser base, crudely changing colour en route (must I continue?) to be followed by fearsome motherships which you must hit several times (gosh!). The action (sic) commences embarrassingly slowly accompanied by annoying sonics. Your only reward is a patronising message between games.

Come on, BB. The wrapping looks exciting; improve the game!