Celebrities. Love 'em or hate 'em, they're an integral part of modern society, and mere mortals like us can only dream of becoming rich and famous and adorning the cover of Heat. They keep gossip columnists, rehab clinics and Avid Merrion in business, and there's no denying the general public has a somewhat unhealthy fascination with celebsville. This latent bloodlust was typified a few years ago by the hugely popular MTV claymation gorefest, Celebrity Deathmatch, where diva disputes and rock star run-ins were played out in an amusing, and totally immoral, wrestling fight to the death.
There was a unique (and dark) sense of humour running through the TV show, and this is translated surprisingly well into the game. The solid licence provides a rich source of adult humour, industry in-jokes and asides, and the end result is a very funny, blood-spattered pseudo-wrestling title. There are loads of diverse characters available, with all the favourites from the programme returning. Pick from a selection of alternative icons, including Marilyn Manson, Ron Jeremy, Carrot Top and Anna Nicole Smith.
The show placed a strong emphasis on gore and ever-imaginative ways of inflicting pain on
opponents, and the same can be said for this game. Each character has individual combat
moves, along with a unique finishing, or kill move. Watch Dennis Rodman rip a beaten foe's
head off before slam-dunking it, or Mr T enlisting the help of the A-Team van to squash a dazed
enemy. The original commentators Nick Diamond and Johnny Gomez (who are also unlockable
characters) provide a humorous overview, and the two-player multiplayer is a right giggle.
The addition of the create-a-celebrity option could've made things even more so, but you can
only load one at a time, so two players can't play custom characters against each other. A
minor oversight you might say, but this is CD's most trivial problem. The combat, although
funny, is very basic, and the complete absence of combos mean one-button-bashing all the way.
The single-player mode is woefully limited, with only a handful of new arenas and (very
generic) characters to unlock. The fights can get very repetitive, and quickly become boring, and
the graphics, too, are particularly bland. Come on, this is Xbox, not some last-gen console! It's
fun for about 20 minutes, but you'll be hearing the Celebrity Deathmatch not long after. Disappointing.