If you go to this school, and know the characters, then I guess it would make an extremely amusing adventure to play, especially in the company of your school-mates.

But is it your school, Neil? If the names Natalie Clements, Prof Peters and Tagwen, mean anything to you, then you'll probably appreciate visiting the history room, English room and deserted canteen.

A comic game by A. P. Innes, with plenty of lavatory humour in the lavatories, this Quilled effort suffers from some of the slowest, plainest and least colourful graphics I have yet seen, and a messy text display. Trivial, but faintly amusing.

Oh, and by the way, Innes, there is no 'E' in PARADING. Take 100 lines.