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Puckman for the Colour Genie may well be the best program ever written. Ever.

You wouldn't think so, from its unassuming four colour, tiny sprited maze. You might be forgiven for dismissing it as total crap. Hey, I did! It came on and I thought blah, this isn't going to be as good as TCS's Pac-Man II...

But, you see, Puckman isn't actually a clone of Pac-Man. It's like Chaos Theory Pac-Man. Because, although at first it's hard to tell from watching someone else play, all the familiar rules of Pac-Man have been removed.

See that ghost enclave in the centre? Notice how there's no exit? That's because the ghosts just filter out in any direction at will. Hah - you can even be picked off within a second of the game starting.

Got bored with those Pac-Man games where they don't start getting difficult until four or five screens in? Play this instead - you'll be lucky to clear half of the first maze, let alone get that far.

And those power pills? In Puckman, they turn the blue ghosts into, um, other blue ghosts - for about two seconds. And of course they don't slowly revert to carnivores - it's completely instantaneous so the only real strategy is to keep well away from them even when they're vulnerable too...!

What's so good about Puckman? Well, you still have to play by all the rules - but the ghosts don't have to play by any of them! So race around the screen for as long as you can whilst weeping with frustration and rattling off language to make a sailor blush. Come on, you know you want to...!