Ski simulator my elbow! This new release is about as realistic as seeing Phil on skis. Where are the thrills and spills, the whoosh of snow, the apres ski (hic)? Instead there are two very dodgy geezers wobbling around at the top of the hill, and then they're off. Well one of them is, if you're slow off the mark, the screen moves on, you're off the screen, impossibly out of your depth, and no chance of catching up. Piste poor.