1st July 2000
Continuing our trawl through those pesky Scott Adams' 'classics', we enter the world of James Bond (You discover this from the letter in the heel of your shoe!) equipped with a piece of chewing gun that has over a million uses! As Adams' parser is so limited, you'll find a number of the walkthrough instructions start with TO. If you find this confusing, imagine that STICK GUM is before each of them.
| In front of the FUN HOUSE | DROP WATCH, GO EAST | |
| Parking lot | LOOK TREE, GET BRANCH, LOOK GRATE, CHEW GUM, TO BRANCH, WITH BRANCH, DROP BRANCH, DROP GUM, GO WEST | |
| In front of the FUN HOUSE | WEAR SHOES, GIVE DOLLAR, GO FUN | |
| Magical mirror room | GO NORTH | |
| Windy maze | GO NORTH, GO NORTH, GO WEST, GO WEST, GO WEST | |
| Room with low ceiling | PULL GREEN (The wall will close behind you transporting you to the...) | |
| Small room | GET TRAMPOLINE, GO SOUTH | |
| Shooting gallery | GET SPECTACLES, GO NORTH | |
| Small room | GO UP (The wall will close behind you) | |
| Room with low ceiling | GO WEST | |
| Beside LARGE tank | GO UP | |
| Sloping hallway | GO UP | |
| Small landing | GO UP | |
| Rickety staircase | GO UP | |
| Ledge over a deep pit | DROP TRAMPOLINE, GO EAST | |
| Large rolling barrel room | GET MATCH, GET COMB, CRAWL, DROP MATCH, GO SOUTH | |
| Rickety staircase | GO DOWN | |
| Small landing | GO SLIDE (Splash! Oh no, you'll be all washed up!) | |
| Windowed tank | GET KEY, GIVE COMB (She turns a hidden knob), GO STAIRS | |
| Small landing | GO EAST | |
| Windy hall | GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST | |
| Magical mirror room | WEAR SPECTACLES, LOOK MIRROR (You will see a hidden door), OPEN DOOR, GO DOOR | |
| Observation chamber | DROP SPECTACLES, GET HANDLE, GO EAST | |
| Magical mirror room | GO NORTH | |
| Windy maze | GO NORTH, GO NORTH, GO WEST, GO WEST | |
| Small room | GO WEST (The wall will close behind you) | |
| Room with low ceiling | DROP KEY, GO WEST | |
| Beside LARGE tank | GO UP | |
| Sloping hallway | GO UP | |
| Small landing | GO UP | |
| Rickety staircase | GO UP | |
| Ledge over a deep pit | GET TRAMPOLINE, GO LADDER (You will be stranded as it retracts) | |
| Pit | DROP TRAMPOLINE, DROP HANDLE, PUSH HANDLE, TURN HANDLE, GO TRAMPOLINE | |
| On Trampoline | JUMP (Wheeee!) | |
| Ledge over a deep pit | GET MATCH, GO SOUTH | |
| Rickety staircase | GO DOWN | |
| Small landing | GO NORTH | |
| Sloping hallway | GO DOWN | |
| Beside LARGE tank | GO EAST | |
| Room with low ceiling | DROP MATCH, GET KEY, PULL BLUE | |
| Small room | GO EAST | |
| Large room with tall ceiling | PUSH BLUE (The ride will stop), GO MERRY | |
| On Merry-Go-Round | GO HORSE, CLIMB POLE (You will be hit with a bit of hemp) | |
| On top of ride | LOOK UP, JUMP | |
| Catwalk | GO EAST | |
| Store room | UNLOCK DOOR, DROP KEY, LOOK SHELVES, GET FLASHLIGHT, GET WRENCH, GO WEST | |
| Catwalk | GO DOWN | |
| On top of ride | GO DOWN | |
| Merry-Go-Round horse | GO DOWN | |
| On Merry-Go-Round | GO DOWN | |
| Large room with tall ceiling | GO SOUTH | |
| Small room | GET SIGN, GO DOWN | |
| Room with low ceiling | PULL GREEN | |
| Small room | GO SOUTH | |
| Shooting gallery | DROP SIGN, GO NORTH | |
| Small room | GO UP | |
| Room with low ceiling | GET MATCH, PULL YELLOW (You will hear strange music) | |
| Small room | GO NORTH | |
| Windy maze | GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST | |
| Magical mirror room | GO SOUTH | |
| In front of the FUN HOUSE | GO EAST | |
| Parking lot | WITH WRENCH, SLIDE GRATE, DROP WRENCH, GET GUM, LIGHT FLASHLIGHT, GO MANHOLE | |
| Manhole | GO EAST | |
| Sewer system | CLOSE DOOR, DROP TICKET, REMOVE HEEL, DROP HEEL, GET FUSE, CHEW GUM, TO FUSE, TO GRATE, LIGHT FUSE, GET TICKET, GO HOLE | |
| Long tunnel | GO UP | |
| Large room | GO SOUTH | |
| Hidden laboratory | GET PLANS |
