Wow! This is what I've always dreamed of doing. Racing along the top of the train, firing small blobs at large bouncing blobs. Yeah! Woa' Hold yer horses. This is an Iron Horse, trailing across the Canadian Rockies, an' guess what. It's being robbed by none other than the McCluskey gang and you have to go after them. It won't be easy. All kinds of things may happen. You'll go through tunnels. You'll travel between the trains on a pushcart. Your legs will continually change colour. You will probably die, if not from the bullets then from the boredom.
Well, we've had the Nemesis conversion and the Nemesis clones. We've had the Gauntlet conversion and the Gauntlet clones. Now comes the turn of Express Raider. Not good.