All the fun of losing lots and lots of hard-earned dosh, without losing lots and lots of hard earned dosh! Black Jack, Craps, Roulette and Baccarat, all there, ready and waiting for you to test your luck and skill and that sort of thing.
Starting with a 'paltry' £250, you've gotta do what you've gotta do, and knock it up to an utterly magic (Timmy Mallet Impressions Inc) fifty thou.
To be quite honest, I've never seen any point in games like these. Just like all those fruit machine sims, it's a barrel of fun for about sixteen minutes, until you realise that you're not going to win anything. Oh well, more turkey escalopes, Morris?