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Here's a space simulation which would seem to be boldly going where the likes of Elite have gone before, but unfortunately ends up in a Black Hole. The Enterprise is not kitted out for combat, so don't expect any exciting dogfighting. Instead, you have to glean thrills from choosing planets to trade with, then landing your craft and trying to buy and sell to very stupid aliens who reply to your sales pitches with such gems as "But what if Arnold C Bodworth were to fall off his bike today?" Hilarious, eh?

If such a surreal blend of alien comedy and ore marketing appeals to you, this is the game you were born to play.

A very stupid and annoying attempt at a space trading game. It's about as enjoyable as eating live slugs.