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You've read the Private Eye letters, you've seen the West End comedy, now play the adventure.

Yes, you guessed. This program takes the national pastime of lampooning the prime minister's husband to new depths.

Playing the part of Denis Thatcher, your mission is to escape from Number Ten Downing Street and reach a pub called the Gravediggers' Arms.

As in all adventures, you're in search of treasure while trying to avoid nasties. But in this game the treasure is drink of any kind, and the principal appears to be Maggie herself. Other characters in the game include Ian Paisley, the Pope, Dennis Skinner and members of the Royal Family whom the cassette label advises you to treat with care.

There are no graphics, but the text describes the different locations in alluring, humorous rhyme.

What happens to you can be fairly funny as well. If you find your way out of the front door, the game immediately ends your mission by displaying a headline on page 3 of the Sun, because although you didn't know it, you weren't wearing any clothes. Next time you put on a suit first.

My criticism is you can't just sit around experimenting with different commands; you actually have to keep making progress. And my prediction is that once the novelty wears off, the game itself is not all that wonderful.