ID | Article Title | Author | Type | Publisher | Machine(s) | Date |
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22006 |
Double Dare Suddenly discovering you've got a brain cell at the grand old age of 23 comes as a bit of a shock to anyone. Big Al Green was so gob-smacked by his discovery he walked straight into a wall! Since then, he's been seeing "double" so we "dared" him to write this review (ho ho). |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22007 | The Ellisnore Diamond | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | ||
22008 |
G-Loc R360 G-Loc? It apparently means "Loss of consciousness through G-force", which happens if you do whirly-whirly manoeuvres in one of those fandangle machines. Might as well just dive into a washing machine, really! Alan Green was looking a bit grubby so we bundled him in and switched on. |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22009 | Jack The Ripper | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | ||
22010 |
The Jetsons Wow faaa-rr out maaaa-n! It's another wicked Hanna-Barbera game from Hi-Tec, this time starring that futuristic fun family, The Jetsons! Nick Roberts pulled on a spacesuit and put a goldfish bowl on his head to find out more... |
Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22011 |
Jonny Quest In Dr. Zin's Underworld Jeepers! Rubber Quest... er, sorry, I mean Jonny Quest and his cartoon pals have gone and gotten themselves into a whole heap of trouble. Alan Green is into assault and battery (rechargeable only) so we sent him off to bash some baddies (down boy, down - Ed) |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22012 |
Potsworth And Co. Owwww! This pampered pooch has arrived at Crash Towers with licks and slobbers for everyone (Wey-hey!). Nick Roberts is the man with the mop and bucket ready to clean up any little spillages! |
Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22013 |
The Shoe People Although the oldest statesman of the Crash team, Alan Green has the mind of a young child. Indeed, he's the ideal choice to look at this fun-filled educational release from Gremlin. So put on your kinky boots and walk this way... |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22014 |
Space Crusade Spooky place, space. Very dark and black, with nasty alien thingies everywhere. Not the sort of place you'd like to go for a holiday - even if there's never a queue at the pool! That's why we sent Nick Roberts on a Space Crusade... |
Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22015 | 3D Pool (Kixx) | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | ||
22016 |
The Addams Family (Ocean) It's spookerama time with severed hands flying around and things that go bump in the night. Sounds a bit like working late in the haunted Crash Mill! Lucy Hickman's no girl's blouse (unlike other staff members she could mention!) so she was brave enough to stay the night. [Lucy, why's your hair gone white? - Nick] |
Lucy Hickman | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | |
22017 |
Balls, Boots And Brains (Incentive) A decent footballer needs skill, dedication, courage and a poncy haircut [I didn't know you played football, Al - Ed]. But what it comes down to is balls, boots and brains... Have you get them or not? Alan Green definitely has all three and is here to prove his worth! |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | |
22018 | Best Of The Indies Volume 1 (Zenobi) | Ian Osborne | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | |
22019 |
Biff (Beyond Belief) Chimps are peculiar creatures. They spend all day eating bananas, scratching their bums and picking fleas out of each other's heads. Ian Osborne's completely bananas and partial to a bit of flea pie, so he got to do the review... |
Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | ||
22020 |
Danny Duster's Dirty Deeds (Flashsoft) Hands up if you wanna be a scrubber (Oh whoopie-do, it's double entendre time - Ed). Oh not it's not, there's absolutely no filth in this review - we're talking mega clean. Nick Roberts dons frilly pinny and size nine curlers for some serious dust disposal... |
Lucy Hickman | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | |
22021 | Ghouls 'N Ghosts (Kixx) | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | ||
22022 | Jimmy's Super League (Beyond Belief) | Ian Osborne | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | |
22023 | Last Ninja 2 (The Hit Squad) | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | ||
22024 | Multimixx 4 (Kixx) | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | ||
22025 | Rainbow Islands (The Hit Squad) | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 |