ID | Article Title | Author | Type | Publisher | Machine(s) | Date |
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21998 |
Movie Premiere (Elite) Lights, camera, action! For years Hollywood has been home to the stars. Now software companies everywhere are cashing in on movies licences which bring the stars to your Speccy screen. Mark "Barry Norman" Caswell grabs a bucketful of popcorn and settles down for an evening's entertainment with the latest film tie-in compilation.. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | |
21999 |
The Neverending Story 2 (Linel) Oh I can't cope with this! A never ending story. What's the point in that? It's almost as bad as one of them books you get from the library which some git has torn the last page out of! Nick Roberts is the man with the Sellotape...! |
Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | |
22000 | Paperboy 2 (Mindscape) | Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | |
22001 | Quattro Fighters (Codemasters) | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | ||
22002 |
Super Seymour Saves The Planet (Codemasters) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's that small blobby creature with a funny grin - Super Seymour! Our very own Clark Kent, Nick Roberts, goes pad in hand to investigate this new phenomena [He's gonna get arrested if he keeps sneaking into phone boxes to put knickers on over his trousers - Ed]... |
Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | |
22003 |
Space Gun (Ocean) "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure..." Aliens, who needs 'em, eh? All they do is abduct people, mutilate cattle and burst out of people's chests. But, fear not, gentle readers, 'cause Mark Caswell's become an honorary member of the Colonial Marines to kick some alien butt. |
Mark Caswell | Review | Crash | 1st Feb 1992 | |
22004 |
4 Game Pack No. 1 (Atlantis) If you started talking about a four pack here at Crash Towers, chance are you'd immediately be lynched by our sad and desperate hacks in search of their next drink. But no, this particular bulk buy bargain is actually four fab games from Atlantis. Alan Green went for a dip. |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22005 |
Captain Planet All you lentil-eating, CFC-free hairspray-using freaks are in luck this month, because good ol' Captain Planet and his green gang have brought their super-righteous brand of eco-friendliness to save our world. Alan Green fills up with lead-free petrol and tracks down the Planeteers... |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22006 |
Double Dare Suddenly discovering you've got a brain cell at the grand old age of 23 comes as a bit of a shock to anyone. Big Al Green was so gob-smacked by his discovery he walked straight into a wall! Since then, he's been seeing "double" so we "dared" him to write this review (ho ho). |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22007 | The Ellisnore Diamond | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | ||
22008 |
G-Loc R360 G-Loc? It apparently means "Loss of consciousness through G-force", which happens if you do whirly-whirly manoeuvres in one of those fandangle machines. Might as well just dive into a washing machine, really! Alan Green was looking a bit grubby so we bundled him in and switched on. |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22009 | Jack The Ripper | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | ||
22010 |
The Jetsons Wow faaa-rr out maaaa-n! It's another wicked Hanna-Barbera game from Hi-Tec, this time starring that futuristic fun family, The Jetsons! Nick Roberts pulled on a spacesuit and put a goldfish bowl on his head to find out more... |
Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22011 |
Jonny Quest In Dr. Zin's Underworld Jeepers! Rubber Quest... er, sorry, I mean Jonny Quest and his cartoon pals have gone and gotten themselves into a whole heap of trouble. Alan Green is into assault and battery (rechargeable only) so we sent him off to bash some baddies (down boy, down - Ed) |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22012 |
Potsworth And Co. Owwww! This pampered pooch has arrived at Crash Towers with licks and slobbers for everyone (Wey-hey!). Nick Roberts is the man with the mop and bucket ready to clean up any little spillages! |
Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22013 |
The Shoe People Although the oldest statesman of the Crash team, Alan Green has the mind of a young child. Indeed, he's the ideal choice to look at this fun-filled educational release from Gremlin. So put on your kinky boots and walk this way... |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22014 |
Space Crusade Spooky place, space. Very dark and black, with nasty alien thingies everywhere. Not the sort of place you'd like to go for a holiday - even if there's never a queue at the pool! That's why we sent Nick Roberts on a Space Crusade... |
Nick Roberts | Review | Crash | 1st Mar 1992 | |
22015 | 3D Pool (Kixx) | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | ||
22016 |
The Addams Family (Ocean) It's spookerama time with severed hands flying around and things that go bump in the night. Sounds a bit like working late in the haunted Crash Mill! Lucy Hickman's no girl's blouse (unlike other staff members she could mention!) so she was brave enough to stay the night. [Lucy, why's your hair gone white? - Nick] |
Lucy Hickman | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 | |
22017 |
Balls, Boots And Brains (Incentive) A decent footballer needs skill, dedication, courage and a poncy haircut [I didn't know you played football, Al - Ed]. But what it comes down to is balls, boots and brains... Have you get them or not? Alan Green definitely has all three and is here to prove his worth! |
Alan Green | Review | Crash | 1st Apr 1992 |