SCREEN TEXT PROCESSOR (Text Organiser) by Thursten Felstead from Your Sinclair #30 (June 1988) [files TEXTPROC.*] Two things still amaze me in this world. Firstly there's why my belly button fluff is always purple, and secondly there's the hatstandedness of some contributors. I mean, anyone with a name like Monsignor Thursten S. Coolman Felstead OBE must have a bad case of appellation. Still, his name is no reflection on his programs, which are moderately sane. This is a little Basic sub-routine which organises strings of text so that they don't spill over the edge of the screen and onto your lap. The program is self-contained, self-instructed and self-simple. So get self- typing in and stop selfing complaining!