Andres Night off is a Basic program written by Matthew Smith which appeared in the June 1984 issue of Computer and Video Games. Here's the blurb which went with the listing (fantastic bit of writing, this) : "By now, most of you will have played or seen Matthew Smith's latest weird and wonderful Miner Willy epic from Software Projects, called Jet Set Willy. But did you know that Matthew had an idea which didn't quite make it into the final version of that number one hit game for the Spectrum? We bet you didn't! Well, Computer and Video games persuaded our Golden Joystick Award winner, Matthew, to give us an exclusive listing of the missing screen. And now we're passing it on to you - just for the price of this magazine. You can't say we're not generous! Matthew has been slaving away for a couple of weeks to get this game to you - we hope you like it! As you already know, Miner Willy has been spending the cash he made down the mine and has purchased a vast mansion - complete with a housekeeper and a cook. Maria, the housekeeper, gives Willy a hard time about the mess his guests leave behind after a mammoth party in Jet Set Willy. In our game, Andre the cook has waltzed off for the evening without leaving so much as a boiled egg for Willy to munch on! Anyway, our hero marches down to the kitchen to make himself a sandwich and comes face to face with the amazing technicolour man-eating pizzas! GASP! Can you survive the onslaught of these nasty little doughy monsters? Dare you open Willys' kitchen door? Full instructions are included in Matthews listing - let us know if you like it!" WOW! It sounds great, eh? I bet you can't wait to play it... When actually playing the game, note the total dissimilarity between the plot set out in the above and the one in the game. Mind you, no matter which plot is true, the game is still rubbish, unfortunately. If Matty actually wrote this and it took him a couple of weeks he must have been going through his 'Going to Clubs wearing a Toga and getting completely wasted' phase. Anyway, enjoy... ColB Listing tracked down by Blade (who had to go to the National Library in Edinburgh* to find a copy of the Magazine since it seems to have mysteriously disappeared from every attic in the country) Uploaded by colb@online.rednet.co.uk *That's the National Library of Scotland, obviously - BTW if anyone is really interested, I believe they have every issue of C&VG and several other Computer Mags as well - I must try and find the Issue of Sinclair User that published my letter about Software Piracy (Games are too expensive to buy out of people's pocket money, it's not really STEALING if you weren't going to buy the game anyway etc,etc...).