It is more than five years since the last of the Behind Closed Doors saga was
released and during that period there have been many 'demands' for there to be
another episode in the trials and tribulations of Balrog's search for the
'smallest-room'. However one thing or another has always had the 'original
author' being too busy to sit down and pen the next instalment - though some
would say that it was more to do with the fact that he was now incapable of
writing a half-decent adventure-game than it was with the demands on his time
that caused him to be so 'busy'. But all is not lost, for George E. Hoyle has
taken up the challenge of producing the fourth of the tales and with some small
enhancements from the 'Cat', has come up with a suitable addition to the Behind
Closed Doors range of titles. As usual the game is full of red herrings, dead-ends and sheer unadulterated filth (but you will have to uncover the latter for
yourself!), so all letters of praise or complaint should be addressed to the
usual address - your comments will be looked forward to.
The Story So Far
Mrs Balrog and junior have at last persuaded the old sod to get up off his bum
and to make an entrance into the 'real' world .. or at least as much of it as a
visit to the nearest 'Theme-Park' will allow. To some extent this was a major
breakthrough in as much as it was the first time the old duffer had been out of
the house in over five years!
But even the 'best-laid' plans can tend to go
astray and after a couple of excursions on some of the 'hairier' rides Balrog
felt the urge to squat. The time had come for him to make his way to the nearest
'smallest-room' - that is if he could find the damn place! A gentle saunter down
the garden-path is a far cry from a trek across an enormous 'Theme-Park' and
especially when the 'bubbling' behind your belt-buckle was enough to drown out
the sound of the rock-band playing on the nearby stage.
It is your task to guide Balrog to the sanctuary he seeks and to ensure that
nothing 'nasty' befalls him on the way.
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