It was cold Autumn morning, but the 'gurgling' in Balrog's stomach had become
very nearly unbearable and he knew that unless he paid a visit to the small
wooden hut at the bottom of the garden there would soon be more in his pyjamas
than just him!!
So, slipping on his boots and picking up a copy of the Goblin
Gazette, he made his way down the path towards the waiting door. Just then, a
small thought flitted across his mind but he dismissed it lightly and thought to
"The little sods can lock the door if they want, as long as I can park my bum on the throne first!!"
From behind the high briar hedge, that grew to one side of the garden, came the sound of suppressed laughter.
The program will accept all the standard commands, along with the
following extras: CASSETTE to save or load to tape, MEMORY to save or load to RAM (instant recall).
To activate the 'Save/Load' routines just input either SAVE or LOAD and then
choose the medium you wish to use. For a more permanent record always choose
This game contains certain 'phrases' and 'sayings' that may offend
the more mild-mannered amongst you, however if you don't want to be upset then
you should not type in the appropriate commands in the first place ... you have
been warned! To the rest of you 'dirty-minded' sods, type them in and enjoy them
... after all they are all meant in the nicest possible way and it is only a
bit of fun!
The following utilities are also available to allow you to edit the supplied screens of this game:
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