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Does anyone remember David Mellor? Naughty, naughty. It just goes to remind us what our elected guardians can be up to without our knowing it. As special patrolman of the Special Criminal Investigation unit, you too know first-hand evidence of corruption. In your case, it's the city's mayor cavorting around the city's highways in the company of known criminals, kidnapping pretty young girls and strapping them to bombs. Come back Antonia - all is forgiven!

Of course, rather than investigate the drugs deals and abductions, you are far more concerned with the flagrant disregard for the surburban speed limit that these crooks are showing. With advice from HQ, you set out onto the freeway, with the sole intention of stopping the marked car, but it has a good start on you. So race after it, smash it off the road and keep your channel open for further developments...

Hurrah for guns! The reason being they make it so much easier to dodge the traffic. Strap a gun to your roof rack and the jams just seem to evaporate (into steaming wrecks by the roadside). The SCI vehicle comes equipped with such a weapon, which can be used on moving enemies and obstacles. Occasionally, at fortuitious points, a helicopter of lawful persuasion hovers above you, and drops an improved gun-mibob on your bonce. For five shots you have superduper rocket launcher powers. Useful, or what?

Negotiate the twisty roads and bump criminals' cars off the road!

SCI drivers face all the complications thrown up by a deteriorating transport infrastructure (i.e. bad roads) which stand in the way between you and your 'collar'. The highways in this game are uniformly deadly. Roads tend to narrow without warning, and plenty of objects litter them like work signs and bushes in desert areas. Off-road is even more dangerous. There you can wrap yourself around a lamppost or a cactus whilst avoiding the embrace of a greyhound bus.

As well as looking crap, it plays crap as well. Let's ignore the general faults such as the naff collision detection, rubbish controls and the fact that the car careens through objects and out of crashes at top speed and concentrate on the real problems - the difficulty setting.

For a start, you're given lashings of time to race down the simplistic roads. Then, when you reach the enemy car, you discover it's about as robust as a wet paper bag and smashing it off the road takes little or no effort!

Put a couple of quid in the coin-op and buy something else.

Pah! So many bad things to say; not enough time to say them. Once again, a nonsense of a game arrives to add to the Master System's blushes. Just about everything here is unsatisfactory.

Fans of equal proportion will be glad to hear that the gameplay is directly comparable to the look - pure smeg. You slip and you slide in a fashion more becoming a toboggan than a high-speed sports car, and find yourself in ludicrously unavoidable crash situations.

Not to worry! You can continue at top speed most of the time after crashing. What a comedy of errors of Dick Emery proportions! The lack of challenge is normally a down point, but here at least it means the whole debacle is over with as quickly as possible.

Graphics 41%
N. Poor scrolling, feeble sprites and bland, uninteresting and boring backdrops fail to set the pulse racing.

Sound 71%
P. Each course has its own, fairly decent, tune.
N. The wibblesome sound effects don't lend any credibility.

Lastability 13%
N. Players should finish this in a few goes, and there's nothing to bring you back once it's completed.

Overall 26%
A dreadful game which lacks decent graphics, enjoyable gameplay and any kind of challenge whatsoever.